I hate you so much right now

Oh no, I'm not in heart troubles just like Kelis was when singing this song (now she's so good-looking, but too popular! and too basing everything on her sexuality!).
I do hate Tweety, this yellow bird that says only stupid things (in Italy... "Mi è semblato di vedele un gatto" - It seems there's a cat - he transforms r in l... in English perhaps r become v...). I don't know why, but if someones makes me a gift involved with Warner Bros cartoons, there's always Tweety. Cannot they give me a Taz accessory?
I do hate Diddl too, for other reasons. He's not so unkind just like Tweety, but all penpals I had got crazy for his stuff... letter sheets, peluches, pens... everything. I don't like when you must love something to be uniform to a certain class. My Gosh... there are plenty of cartoons, why Diddl? Because he's nice and polite? I'd like to see those shy girls (who doesn't have the courage to see the real world and pass all their time to write letters) when a real white mouse walk by their feets.
Do you know a thing? I prefer Jerry the Mouse.